The Bugle has learned from reliable sources in the national government that due to SBMA's poor performance and lagging prospects as a freeport, it will be disbanded and turned over to Olongapo City, which will incorporate it as part of the city. This has been confirmed by top Subic and Olongapo officials.
Olongapo City police will now enforce traffic rules and tricycles and jeepneys will now ply their routes inside the freeport. Vendors will be allowed to set up shop on freeport sidewalks and banca boats will be encouraged to operate in the area in front of the Boardwalk.
The Bugle has only one reaction to this news...
April Fools!
Sunday, April 1, 2012
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All comments are posted anonymously. We don't care who you are, we just care about what you have to say. But let's keep it civil. No slander. Talk about issues, not individuals. No racism. Cool it on the profanity. Like Sinatra said, "You don't need to work blue. You'll never play the big houses with that crap."
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Perhaps we could have a new example of Bugle humor. The April Fools quip about Subic Freeport being turned over to Olongapo City is a bit worn out.
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ReplyDeleteBugle, I notice you cut off part of my Nightclub Dancer response at ten lines. Without it the last sentence made no sense. Please advise if there is a ten sentence limit on reader replies.
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