1. Beggars masquerading as Christmas carolers.
2. Where's my Christmas?
3. Anyone with a beard is called Santa Claus.
4. Christmas music starting in September.
5. The number of visitors to one's house on Christmas day expecting gifts.
6. Caroler's whose only musical instrument is a tambourine.
7. The lack of snow.
8. The cost of turkeys and hams
9. Dancing girls wearing red elves hats